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Lets take a moment to imagine a world in which time travel exists. But that is not what happened. Do not correct me if Im wrong.] Bravo Luann could not apologize to Barbara. But it doesnt make what theyre attempting to tell her invalid. And, speaking of unsustainableSonja Morgan ramming her body into large glass surfaces. The table didnt break, but it could have. Bethenny insists thats not what they want, but they also need to feel likeshewants to be there....

Again, I say: your scripted drama about drug trafficking or whatevercould never. New York Fashion Week is like the 5 o’clock of theReal Housewivesfranchise it’s always NYFW somewhere. Either way, it means we get to see Sonja in business mode, a.k.a. Credit: BRAVO and then Dale just startsweeping. So thenTinsleystarts weeping, saying that Dale has to stop because she’s going to ruin her makeup. “You just look like yourself again, that’s what’s making me cry,” Dale weeps....

New Housewife Leah gets thrown into the drama early on as tensions with Dorinda continue to rise. We have seen these women expose their breasts… we have seen these women expose their butts. I thought we were living in reality, and past this fairy tale bit now? Bravo LUANN: “Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life. RAMONA: “I dont need to find love I love myself....

I simply don’t understand how they do it. But that’s why I write aboutRHONYinstead of livingRHONY. Not everyone is cut out for greatness; not everyone can plunge their own feces on national television. Heidi Gutman/Bravo And to reiterate: These women haven’t even had dinner yet. I look good, but I’m sloppy." I don’t think Ben was stunned by this reveal. Ramona: She’s not like other girls. She loves pizza, and her blouses are simply covered in croissant....

Dorinda’s transparency this season is really bringing out everyone’s minor in psychology. Dorinda, however, feels otherwise. To which I say: and you all happily are,especiallyDorinda this season! Bravo Yes, and I eat lunch as a result of hunger wild! Dorinda even admits that she handled that situation poorly because she’s going through a lot internally right now… Leah has decided to organize her first Housewives outing: a trip to the spa....

They just have too much energy. AndI thinkit’s because this cast just kind of, against all odds… mostlylikesone another. Of course, that could all change the minute Luann gets back up on the cabaret stage. Bravo Anyway, let’s Eff Mary Kill this episode, shall we? Kill: Literallyanyonein this cast trying to flirt. As a joke??? Ten years ago??? When she was 35 years old??? I’d rather not dwell on it, but it’s definitely included in the aforementioned Kill category....

We do not deserve Leah McSweeney. Listen, I know she’s not perfect. Leah has flayed Ramona Singer’s entire character open and exposed her for filth. bravo she asks Ramona when Ramona keeps insisting that Leah’s actions have hurt her beyond measure. “How, Ramona?” No, Ramona’s reaction is indicative of something deeper, and everybody knows it. And Leah is going to make Ramona say it. Or at the very least, she’s not going to let Ramona get away with not saying it....

It never gets old. Every week starts on a high note. Lets move right along! Credit: Bravo Say what you want about Shannon Beador, but shes no yes-woman. Forcoronavirus, explains John, an eye-roll audible in his voice. After Braunwyn laments seeing less of her friends, her mother breezily replies, Youre not nearly as fun. She drops the dig with the cruel precision of someone who knows their targets every button to push....

After decades of hiding herself, Elizabeth shares her childhood trauma. If you thoughtlast week’sfirst glimpse of Elizabeth’s trailside panic attack was shocking, buckle up. “This is your story to tell,” Braunwyn assures her. Credit: Bravo “It’s okay to tellyourstory.” What she wore, what she ate, where she wenteverything was controlled by the church. How can children articulate their instincts? “I was a big talker,” she says with a dry laugh....

As they gather to gab about Braunwyn Windham-Burke digging into Elizabeth’s past. Gina calls her boyfriend Travis right after and he truly seems like a great match for her. Meanwhile, Emily is worrying that she could give COVID to her daughter and sons. Credit: Bravo Gina and Kelly finish with one set of bikes and hop onto another that kind of resemble golf carts. The episode ends though with Elizabeth and Braunwyn having an even deeper conversation about Elizabeth’s divorce....

Fifteen seasons intoReal Housewives of Orange County, and dare I say that the show feels fresh again? Which, if she told Braunwyn this, would be perfectly fine boundaries to set. It also just reminds me of the OC Angels era of the show where the teen children were standouts. Credit: Bravo Instead, Kelly is particularly brutal about the shops inventory and laments being a three-time bride. Gina is entertained even further seeing how seriously Shannon takes Elizabeths humblebrags, going tit-for-tat with her about Ferraris....

Braunwyn’s difficult sobriety journey continues, while tensions grow between her and Gina. We open with Emily visiting Kelly, whos packing to move into Shannons neighborhood. Whats that going to be like? Credit: bravo Kelly wonders in her confessional. Elizabeths scenes still feel like pure exposition, so heres hoping she integrates into the drama soon. That will get us through anything. Over the course of this meal, however, the sky darkens almost as fast as the mood....

Shannon not knowing what woke means just spiritually makes a ton of sense though. More to come, but Shannons reaction to the comment definitely foreshadows the rest of her night. It only makes Shannon look worse, returning to the party with tequila (Braunwyns trigger) in hand. Credit: Randy Shropshire/Bravo Hopefully, Shannon takes the hint from Gina that its time to squash this beef. If anything, it seems like she loves to make jokes about their arrangement....