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But he was also… missing for 12 hours, and thencalledErika. And Erika also… assumed he was out cheating on her for those 12 hours. But themostimportant factor to the new revelations we learn about Erika and Tom this week:Garcelle is back. ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’.bravo We’ll never know though because Garcellewasn’tthere… But now she is. There’sa lotthat Erika says she doesn’t know. She’s never been inside said house and doesn’t even know what the address is....

DidThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsget a special budget line item for flashbacks and flash-forwards this season? or whatever… Of course,they’re proud of themselves; thats how they became Housewives. I’ve never seen a fight onRHOBHtake less than a half-season to resolve. Credit: Bravo (That will fade.) After the ceremony, Denise tells the rest of the group that she needs to head out early. But the woman legitimately hasa 6 a.m. call time....

Somebody bring in the woodwinds because weve got anorchestrationon our hands. So, wont you like allow me to first entertain you with an opening act. Because truly, who else in this house of cards can we trust right nowexceptGarcelle? BRAVO These are all real things! I wish we could hear Kyle say casually to Sutton, Oh, do you know Kris? I guess Idontreally wish to dwell on the awkward conversation between Camille and Teddi....

Sure, over onRHONY, there have also been some diction struggles. Oh, yeah:hypocritical. And to be clear: thatisme judging Rinna and Erika. Credit: Bravo That’s kind of our job as viewers. Nothing is resolved, but they decide to have fun together anyway. And fun they have! I mean, sort of…for like a solid 45 minutes. You know…nonsense. Conveniently, this is when Denise arrives, carrying a bottle of tequila into a winery....

Good question, Riley! It also shouldn’t be a particularly difficult question to answer. Why didn’t she tell anyone about her marital problems before she filed for divorce? But don’t youevercall her a liar!!! Erika simply replies that every marriage is complicated, and you never know what’s going on behind doors. To which Andy is like well, whatwasgoing on? Why didn’t she leave Tom sooner when she was entitled to 50 percent of whatever he had....

Something dark is brewing onThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. And not like on otherHousewivesfranchises where they fight for the sheer love of the game. No, the women of Beverly Hills seemsnervous. Bravo And I can’t help but feel that it’s a prison of their own making. This episode picks right back up at Denise’s dinner party where Kyle isweeping. If you’re free to believe it, logic is not the guiding theme at play here!...

Yknow classic friend dynamics! Listen, if pushed, it seems like something probably happened between Denise and Brandi. Some of her storylines are contradictory, but I certainly dontknowwhat happened. Credit: Bravo Oh, thats right Im a Denise/Garcelle/Dorit roomer. Is she gonna have…text messages? Pull me aside and say, Just a heads up! Ah, yes, well you must be right Rinna because the situation youre all in now isnttroublesomeat all! She tells Rinna that she doesnothave an open marriage, and she hasnevercheated on her husband....

Which happens to be almost a complete inversion of how Isubjectivelyreceived their personalities in this episode. This is so broad, I just don’t get it! But Kyle is always going toKyle, so we simply have to let her. RINNA: “My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth.” ERIKA: “The strongest substance on Earth isn’t diamonds it’s me.” Let’s face it, this is agreatline. DORIT: “Dress like there’s no tomorrow and then tomorrow, do it again!...

That’s right, this is the episodewhen theL.A. Timesarticle to rule them alldrops about Erika and Tom. But it’s so clear thatnothingis okay. Timesexpose has dropped, and everyone ispanickedabout how long it is. The unsaid bit written all over Sutton’s face is that maybe Erikadeserves to. I could notbeginto imagine what she might do, and certainly not what she will wear while doing it. But still, it’s all so deliciously dramatic....

The Apollo Moon landing… And you could consider my attentionraptas the tale unfolds in front of us. Because this is not a time to play it cool! Ivisibly clench in my home. “My life drastically changed this week,” Erika starts off. (The ordering of that statement is one of thosesubtletiesI was referring to earlier.) After Erika made her decision, she spent about 30 days organizing her life so that leave Tom....

Because I simply would not have been able to imagine that such a day could exist… Of course, they do. The voiceover stops, and Erika’s eyes dart up to the camera fourth wall shattered to smithereens. It is enraging, but it is also, quite simply, art. To which Kyle, Dorit, and myself all say in unison:Oh, you sweet summer child. And we didn’t even know about it! This is a tale as old as time with Kyle and Dorit....

And I’m thankful for both of the Housewives that brought it to us. This is the butterfly effect of rich women: the Bolognese Effect, if you will. Because that’s what Erika does: purposefully says a lot to make it say nothing. ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’.Bravo As opposed to Sutton, who is always accidentally sayingeverythingwhile trying to play it cool. And that’s fine! That’s a nice gift, and it’s fun that Sutton is featured in it....

Especially coming from the two friends who are in the exact same this right hereisour job boat as Tinsley. Like, the woman makes moneywere watching her make it! Talk about some rebirth imagery. Credit: Heidi Gutman/Bravo YOU TOLD THEM TO COME, WOMAN!! ! Heidi Gutman/Bravo Heidi Gutman/Bravo