Diane Lane takes charge in an ambitious, unwieldy modernization.

Y: The Last Manwas one of the best comics ever.

Now it’s a boring TV show.

Y: The Last Man

Ben Schnetzer in ‘Y: The Last Man’.Rafy Winterfeld/FX

The first sentence makes the second one sound suspicious, like I’m a complaining fanboy.

A sudden-onset mega virus has swept the world.

1 back in 2002.

A pandemic, a species-wide reckoning with gender norms: where to begin, really?

Unfortunately, showrunner Eliza Clark mostly sets the series premierebeforethe beginning.

Whoever thought the comic book needed to be more likeHouse of Cards?

Ugh,House of Cards, I just vomited in my mouth.

Once the virus finally hits,Ysplits in three directions.

They go somewhere a market, the woods, Harvard and wait for action to happen.

They don’t get along until attacking enemies force them to get along.

Romans makes 355 a solid badass.

The CGI monkey is a problem.

Schnetzer’s Yorick is nonstop annoying.

Actually, the show seems a bit embarrassed about Yorick.

In fairness, the character was a very 2000s key in of snarky nerd romantic.

Sadly, their subplot dead-ends into the absolute worstDeadtrope: the Secretly Violent Welcoming Cult.

Meanwhile, Jennifer becomes President of the United States.

Her all-female administration tries to maintain supply lines, power grids, and everything else.

This new-for-TV setting can be a little ridiculous.

Tamblyn spends half a season staring angrily down corridors, a family-values Republican trapped in a social-democratic safe space.

Surely, no adaptation strategy is more cliche thanmake somebody the president!

But the Pentagon stuff is, weirdly, all I care about.

Sequences like that suggest the complex ways civilization recovers from loss.

Is this stale adaptation just a little too late?

Showrunner Eliza Clark took over after the initial showrunners departed.

Pia Guerra’sYartwork perfectly matched Vaughan’s witty-weird dramatics.

whereas the TVLast Mankeeps settling for a bargain-bin tone of mournful heaviness.

Even if you never read the comic book, you’ve seen this all before.

Maybe the next TV virus can kill all the apocalypses.C

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