At last, the long drought thats been devastating Tennessee has come to an end!

This years telecast of country musics biggest night didnt produce any such water cooler or YouTube moment.

Roll over Hank and tell… Rascal Flatts?!…

Rascal Flatts, Jamie Foxx

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During the backstage celebrity press briefings, it was puffballs andhuzzahs all the way.

Only twice did anyone ask anything remotelytouching on controversy.

Nettles pooh-poohed such talk.

Anyway, Jamie Foxx was thebiggest backstage charmer, starting with his addressing the elephant inthe room.

I was texting my homeboys, saying Im doing the CMAs.Youre doing what?

(As in, truly,what?, notwhy?

We got a Jamie Foxx/Gary LeVox duet whenwe couldve had aJamie Foxx/Mel Tillis duet?

Lets talk about upsets.

First of all, Rascal Flatts beating theDixie Chicks for Vocal Group of the Year, in Nashville…

I mean, whosawthatcoming?

Okay, lets be serious.

But everything else is up for grabs.

Eitherthese were close votes in all these categories, or CMA voters reallyjust are into sharing the wealth.

Oh, and Kellie?

I can see why some folks are skeptical.

Are those mutually exclusive?Call me a sucker, but Im sticking with the following professionalcredulity…

Faith last year: didnt mean it.

Kellie this year: meantit.