Only one way out of this mess: a statement by not the greatest character witness, Nancy.

Shes with me, Nancy blurted as safeties were unlatched.

Isnt that how it works around here?

Weeds, Elizabeth Perkins

Nobody tells anybody anything?

Pistol slaps to the face for Celia and a dude she hilariously called Fo showed that she meant business.

Nancy then gave Guillermo the sort of verbal contract that definitely counts: Its on me.

How did she get here?

Thats just a heads-up.

Still, props to Shane for negotiating a cut of Silas business in the de-beeing process.

Everythings my fault, she cried in another voice-mail message.

Meltdown or moment of clarity?

But there was still the bigger problem at hand: Celias alliance with the cops.

No man is pudding, he declared with an activists conviction.

See, Andys notallabout the cute face and witty one-liners.

Whats the asking salary for that kind of managerial position?

Unknown as of yet, but I counted seven flicks of Nancys pen.

As for Celia, or Nancys gap-toothed girlfriend, as Guillermo affectionately called her, shell get minimum wage.

Was it just a front?

That would seem almost too simple for Guillermos conniving mind.

Surely, there had to be more.

Oh my God, I shot you in the knee!

was Andys immediate knee-jerk reaction.

Thats so random, and yet brutal and life changing.

She cheered Silas business acumen, while still chiding him for not getting his GED.

I left her holding a very big bag, Nancy said.

It was not my finest hour.

Till has a target: Guillermo.

Whats more, as Peters ex-partner and an accessory to his shady dealings, he never liked Nancy anyway.

But Nancys Im getting out of the business soliloquy was slightly more convincing.

Will the new guy finally bring some sex back to this show?

The big wheels ofWeedskeep on turning, but where are they going?