The Joe Millionaire revival, Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer, premieres on Fox, Jan. 6.
Get ready to meet Joe Millionaire… and Joe Not-So Millionaire!
Not that that even matters, we’re all here for love, right?
Steven and Kurt from ‘Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer.'.Wilford Harewood/FOX
to answer a bunch of dating app-style prompts.
Check out what the Joes (one more taciturn than the other) had to say below.
Who do you prefer?
Brookell, Steven, and Amanda from ‘Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer.'.Wilford Harewood/FOX
And why is it Steven?
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KURT:Comedy show or funny movie.
Kurt from ‘Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer.'.Wilford Harewood/FOX
STEVEN:Honestly, I’m a simple guy.
Would you rather stay home or go out on a Saturday night?
KURT:Go out, for sure.
STEVEN:I prefer a night in the country with good buddies over a packed city bar scene.
What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?
KURT:None come to mind.
Who’s your celebrity crush?
KURT:Ana de Armas.
STEVEN:Margot Robbie.
What do you order for the table at a restaurant?
KURT:Fried pickles and tequila shots.
STEVEN:Cheese fries, fried pickles or chicken nachos.
(HUGE apps guy.)
What is the one way to win you over?
KURT:Cook for me.
(Or ignore me.)
STEVEN:Cook a bomb meal for me or a good massage at the end of the day!
KURT:Neither, Scotch.
Frozen strawberry mango margs from the Mexican joint in my town of 1,700 can’t be beat!
What’s your pet peeve?
KURT:When people ask me to try their drinks.
I’d rather not, stop asking.
STEVEN:Chewing with your mouth open.
What’s your most irrational fear?
KURT:Orange Juice.
(It’s a long story.)
STEVEN:Getting stuck in a cave crevice.
Those videos of people crawling through caves scare the hell out of me.
What is the hallmark of a good relationship?
KURT:Strong support of one another, having shared dreams and common goals essentially being best friends.
STEVEN:Being able to laugh at the end of the day.
What is your weirdest skill?
KURT:Idk, all my skills are pretty normal.
STEVEN:Handstand walking.
What’s a movie you’re embarrassed to say you’ve seen multiple times?
KURT:Justin Bieber: Never Say Never.
STEVEN:I can quote every line ofThe Notebook…
BUT SO CAN KURT!!!!
Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorerpremieres Jan. 6 at 8 p.m.
ET on Fox with a special two-hour event.
