The best, worst, and wildest moments from this week on The Real Housewives.

Merry Christmas, Bravoholics!

Andy Claus gave us the best gift of all this year: an uninterruptedReal Housewivesschedule.

Read on for the highlights from this festive week in wives!

It makes me want to weep, Heather says in a confessional.

I dont deserve these kids.

Yes, you do!

LOW POINT: Cynthias wedding planning,RHOA

The planning of aReal Housewiveswedding should be a joyous occasion.

Iwantto see where the aerialist will be stationed.

I amdesperateto hear about the slightly complicated color-coordinated dress code.

This is not the time to throw a party, nuptial or otherwise, for 250 people!

WILDEST MOMENT: Elizabeth opens up,RHOC

QUEEN OF THE WEEK Dorinda,RHONY.Its Christmas!