The best, worst, and wildest moments from this week on The Real Housewives.

We got a break this week, Bravoholics!

We got a whole episode ofThe Real Housewives of Beverly Hillswherethe wildest argumentwas about somethingotherthan Erika’s legal troubles!

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Here are the best, worst, and wildest moments from this week in ‘wives!

Nowhere to go but up, and up indeed we go!

Oh, game time!

It’s pin the kiss on Harry Dubin!

Eboni loses and has to actually plant one right on the disconcertingly large Harry Dubin poster.

Somehow, it only feels like confirmation that all is right withRHONY.

Notably, that particular “jab” does not come up in this conversation.)

Is that theeasyway, or do you want to talk it out?

“), and her mocking Garcelle at the end of the argument is shockingly uncalled-for.

I won’t insult your intelligence by repeating Dorit’s reply, but in conclusion: Howdareshe.

And what a moment it was.

The Potomac ladies’ chaotic trip to Colonial Williamsburg continues with water aerobics and a whiskey tasting.

But when Ashley pops in for a few hours, the whole trip explodes.

“I’m putting your ass on notice,” she warns.

Gizelle remains nonplussed throughout as Wendy rages: “F— these motherf—ing cameras!”

It’s intentional when someone brings up this kind of rumoron-camera,and Gizelle was determined to do it.

“I got facts.

You see the difference?

And with that… Ashley’s work here is done.

She grabs her milk from the fridge and heads out.

So it’s not just a “small-town” concern about her reputation.

CHECK THE CALENDAR:On both theRHOBHandRHONYtimelines, this week’s episode glossed right past Jan. 6.

OH HONEY:“I wasn’t a stripper.

I was an entertainer at a 5-star restaurant where we servedsteak and lobster.”

EAT THE RICH:Disappointed in Sonja openly admitting her tactic of blaming all mishaps on her long-suffering interns!

(RHONY)

THE HORROR:I fully support a woman’s personal decision to eat her own placenta.

But I never thought I’d actually witness the preparation process on Bravo.

(RHOP)

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