The best, worst, and wildest moments from this week on ‘The Real Housewives.’

The life cycle of a season ofReal Housewivesis a beautiful thing to witness, especially all at once.

Read on for the moments that made this week in wives!

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

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We need more of this Karen, less of, ugh, that one.

So what, pray tell, does a Met Gala-themed luncheon look like?

No, a Mary M. Cosby Met Gala has betta fish centerpieces and Louis Vuitton AirPods.

It rolls out a red carpet at the stroke of noon MST.

Lunch opens with a long, tearful prayer and continues with enforced personal confessions.

But first and foremost, it has 2003 Dom Perignon: 2003 was the heat wave.

Fifty-six hundred people died, and it made the best grapes of all time.

Theres no place like Beverly Hills.

But Im telling you: She is not your friend.

Wendy,RHOP

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