The best, worst, and wildest moments from this week on The Real Housewives.

I sincerely apologize and hereby name Alexia queen of the whole month.

Anyway, here are the best, worst, and wildest moments from this week in ‘wives!

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), but the reemergence of Fun (a.k.a.

drunk) Emily felt emblematic of what’s going on with this season.

Careful strategizing and pointed politicking is not really working, despite Heather’s best efforts.

Chaos is setting in among the ladies faster than Botox, and I’m here for it.

I have no idea where anyone stands.

Heather is fine with Nicole but not with ShannonorNoella?

Nicole is mad at Noella but friendly with Gina?

So that’s where we’re at!

We conclude with a producer trying to pull Jen away from Lisa; love that for them.

Happy Mother’s Day!

QUEEN OF THE WEEK Lisa,RHOM

VANDERPREDICTION OF THE WEEK:This secret wedding will not work!

And surely we didn’tneedto see him lick it?

(RHOSLC)

GEOGRAPHY TIME:Surprise!

Noella’s estranged husband James is in Mykonos!

(RHOC)

HOLDING MY BREATH:For the end of this conversation between Nicole and her father?

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