And Brooks is allowed to do that.
It’s just a jarring personality adjustment for the audience!
Which I kind of believe!
She wasejected from the sunroofand felldown into a neighborhood.
Thirty feet dropped off the freeway!"
BOBBI:“Is she…stillalive?”
MARY: “No.”
BOBBI:
MARY: “I’m so excited to beeeee here!
Wear your seatbelt!”
It is, hands down, the hardest I’ve ever laughed atThe Real Housewives.
In her testimonial, Mary says: “I think Whitney feels validated through Lisa.
Otherwise, you wouldn’t care.
Lisa kind of has a cool factor, and I think Whitney sees that.
You guys, Mary finishesevery single oneof her sentences before she starts the next one.
And, even wilder she’sright!
Mary is speaking on Whitney’s side of things, but she’s right about Lisa, too.
To which Whitney says:Sure, throw some pecans on there.
(Note: the pecan-obsessed friendshall not be named.)
What gives Whitney?!
“My perspective is that we’re not friends,” Whitney says straightforwardly.
“I think we just tolerate each other.”
When Lisa referred to Whitney as “this” to Angie, she didn’t mean it likethat.
Which is, of course, not true.
But Whitney bless her heart only latches onto the last bit; the true bit.
See you back here next week to keep hope alive.
