But we all know Mary Cosby had her odor glands removed.

Meredith tells the women that one of Jen’s assistants shoplifted a clutch from her store.

Heather says Jen abandoned her Uber on the side of the road.

Lisa implies that it could have been to meet with another man.

She’s hinting that she might know what’s going on with Jen, but then not divulging completely.

when she mentions that she has a dog allergy, but “forgot Zyrtec” at home.

Or as she claims no deception at all!

because Sharrieff was sick.

Mary descends the stairs in her lederhosen like the living embodiment of a Chanel wet blanket.

Which gives them the perfect Mary-less opportunity to address all the rumors that have begun floating around.

Will that shut everyone up?

Of course not see you back here for the frigid fireworks!