So, what abummerit was after science experiment time andself-motivatedtween counter cleaning to find out that Jennie’s husbandsuuuuuucks.

Almost as upsetting as watching Mary’s repeated attempts to ward off her son’s sexual behavior.

And this week, she shares some advice about contraception: “I’m like, wear a jimmy!

Like, double-check you’re covered, you don’t want that thing coming home purple.

I say real stuff!

So, our basic run-of-the-mill Housewives stuff!

So, she’s insistent that Robert Jr. will also “go to army.”

Watch out for pretty women telling tall tales, indeed, Robert Jr. And, um, that can be a style.”

But I absolutely draw the line at the idea thatanyonewould find comfort in Mary Cosby.

That is a concept that defies reason, rationale, and reality.

And yet, there’s no doubt that Meredith’s rage at Jen Shah is real.

But attend Meredith does!

But something has been festering with her, and she thought it best to address it directly.

in the background because this show is perfect.

“Do you recollect me saying that?”

Meredith asks, full-ass engaging right now.

Jen blinks her big eyes.

So, you see, Meredith has come to this frozen lake prepared…

Unfortunately, Jen has not.

“What are you talking about?!”

Jen says she’s tired of being “accused of stuff” when she hasn’t done anything.

“Did you like a comment referring to my son as a sissy bitch?”

Because Meredith is furious.

Like, the sunglasses exploding off her face from the steam coming out of her ears levels of furious.

See you back here next week for more PROJECTING, DEFLECTING, AND LYING.