I was absolutelyshockedthat Jen did not pulverize Lisa with her bejeweled nails on the spot.
Meredith has finally had enough, telling Jen that this isnt productive, and shes disengaging.
As it is, once Meredith leaves, Jen starts screaming after her, Are you serious?
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Youre gonna go with Mary whof—ed her grandfather!?
Still, I really dont take joy in Jen so boldly making Mary uncomfortable.
Whether its true or not… thats just rude!
Heather: Id f— a grandpa, big deal.
That is simply a level of empathy I cannot understand.
And its like…
Yeah, Mary!Youre the most fascinating person I have ever encountered!
At any given time, you appear to be wearing an outfit made exclusively of gloves and hats.
You are a person designed by a Fisher-Price See N Say, and it is extremely fascinating!!!
But at the moment, Jen just sees Mary as infuriating.
Jen finally calls Sharrieff to come get her, and storms out of the party.
SHUT THE F— UP!!!
Jen as a Housewife, I will take; Jen as a friend absolutely not.
But Heather is in it for the long haul.
Or, I mean therewasa reason.
She goes so far as to tell Heather that shes very, very lonely…
But Jen still cant get past this idea that Meredith betrayed her in some way.
And then Jen does something really bad.
I am a fan of Jens antics, but that is some low down dirty stuff.
Then she tells Lisa that it will be great because we get to dress up formal, elegant.
Again, this is a luncheon.ThenMary informs the women that the theme will be Met Gala.
Whitney: Im really surprised that Mary invited Jen.
Dont let that Minnie Mouse voice fool ya, Whitney isfunny!
Mary, however, is precisely as whacky as she seems in every single moment of every single episode.
But thats pretty run of the mill Housewife classism.
Inside, Mary passes around champagne, and tells the ladies that theyre sipping on Dom Perignon 2003.
Even Mary has somehow managed to keep her outfit fairly elegant, I just wish someone anyone!
would hand this woman one single bobbypin.
But eventually, they skip the writing step, and just start offering up details about themselves.
And then Jen clears her throat, with tears already in her eyes.
Jen tells the group about her father moving from Tonga to find a better life for his family.
Im sorry for yelling f-you.
Which, wow would be an evenwildertwist of events, if true.
I guess well have to wait until next week to find out!
