Week after week,The Real Housewives of Salt Lake Cityis simply giving the people what they want.
Nay, giving the people what theyneed.
A college-agedHousewivesspawn doing full David Rose cosplay in his very own testimonials?Check.
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Not one, buttwoinstances of dramatically blending a beverage?Double-check.
Oh yeah,thats a check for sure.
Because,RHOSLC to me, you are perfect.
And speaking of complicated relationships…
Mary!
Has there ever been a more immediately fascinating Housewife than Mary?
Like a friendship, Meredith suggests.
Partnership, Mary insists, further noting that her marriage was arranged so they have to make it work.
That came with homes, the church, and… marrying her husband.
If I dont find out why Jen has so much money soon, I am going tofreak out.
Jen says shed show her, but she might end up flashing them.
Theyre all still confused, so Jen does the high kicks while sitting on the couch.
Her vagina is, like, in my face.
When Jen hears from Whitney that Meredith attended Marys church service alongside Whitney and her father, she isfurious.
Jen has very clearly just…decided to be mad again.
And that is very clearly something that Jen just…does sometimes.
Damnit Jen, where was that Bitch,votegif when we needed it two months ago!
I truly cannot wait.
