This is the level thatTheReal Housewives of Salt Lake Cityoperates on.
Andcertainlynot in reference to said problem.
HEATHER: “I was raised a Mormon, but now I’mraisinga glass of champagne.
“What is this knockoff nonsense?!
Not to mention: everyone knows raising a glass of Maryland’s finest bubbly isRHOP’s territory.
WHITNEY: “In a town of beauties and beasts… there’s onlyonewild rose.
Also, calling the people in your town"beasts"is a bold move!
MEREDITH: “I may be known for my ice, but I always bring the heat.
Meredith has never not once!
Most often, she just exits the kitchen.
Perhaps she can re-use this tagline in season 3 once she’s willed into existence in season 2.
JENNIE: “I haveplentyof everything including opinions!
“Mary’s is definitely thewildest(wildest rose?)
tagline, implying that Mary believes Jesus Christ works for her and not the other way around.
Which is so typical of Mary’s whole deal that you simply have to embrace it.
LISA: “You don’t have to like me.
I love myself enough for both of us.”
In a heap of duds, Lisa’s tagline is just soquintessentiallyLisa.
If you listen carefully, you might justbarelyhear her starting her Cheesy Gordita Crunch order at the end.
All in all, these taglines arerough, folks!
I don’t know.
Seth immediately pouring three inches of bourbon when he arrives home to Meredith sorting through a pile of jewels?
(But hey let the record show: I donotlove his soul patch.)
Pleasant as can be!
Give me more, plus one single pair of Louboutins, like!
Whitney complaining to her husband about how horny she is all the time…
Okay, that scene was about three minutes too long.
But I can’tpersonallyrelate to choosing technicolored dining room chairs the size of a doorway as the very first change.
Those are the kinds of choices that Big Joe simply does not have enough samples or swatches to help.
Eventually, a few Housewives join forces when Lisa takes Jennie over to Jen’s house to introduce them.
And do you know what?
The editors roll a montage, and Jen actuallyhasapologized to Meredith a bunch of times.
Or perhaps I should say thenever-changing dynamic.
Heather hollers back at Jen.
And I understand why Jen would equate those twofeelingsfrom then and now.
See you back here next week churro cheers!
