I was a little skeptical.
Because, by God, thisReal Housewivespremiere was damn nearPERFECT.
Every single woman in theRHOSLCcast is like theStefon skitof Housewives.
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And thats thelowkeyHousewife of the bunch, Whitney!
And honestly, thats perhaps the least chaotic thing Mary does in her franchise debut.
Jen is Tongan and Hawaiian but moved to Utah from Hawaii when she was 6.
People in Utah have no clue what I am, she says.
In Utah, Im Black, because they dont know any better.
Is there some family money we dont know about yet??
As for family money wedoknow about:HEATHER.
MEREDITH, however, I have true concern for.
And shes not exactly at peace with the dynamic.
I find the distancing-and-shading combo extremely suspect.
It makes me like Meredith so much more seeing how she just shrugs her shoulders at it all.
Mary!No one is asking you to go to the hospital!
Theyre not even asking you not to have a visceral reaction to the smell of a hospital.
If you think Im being too harsh on Mary, I assure you that I am not.
And why are you getting your legs cut off at 60?
That means your diets bad!
Like…she doesnt eat right,your diets bad!
And with that, I regretfully say goodbye to a television premiere with more action than aFast and Furiousmovie.
See you back here next week, I quite trulycannot wait.
