The woman is made of Teflon, or that QVC-level plastic they make the expensive Tupperware out of.
Also, a whole-assglobal pandemic.
So, it’s pretty clear what’s changed: Wendy’s clothes.
But what Gizelleactuallywants to talk about iswhy.
What would getting that confirmation evenmeanto Gizelle?
A perfect time…in the middle of a whiskey tasting.
When Candiace talked to Ashley about the Michael-cheating rumors it was because theystarted with her.
But Gizelle and Ashley don’t have any intel!
Because here, Wendy has truly found her foothold, and it isutter eradicationof the Green-Eyed bandits.
(Even thoughearlierMia was defending Gizelle because Mia has absolutely no allegiances except an anarchical devotion tojustice.)
Gizelle remains mostly silent during all of this because nothing she could say would stop Wendy now.
She is a juggernaut of righteous Housewives fury that can almostonlybe brought about by “the blogs.”
“So live in your motherf—ing truth, because God ispaying your ass back.”
Ashley insists she never meant it maliciously, exclaiming that the rumors were all online.
“Leave it online, then!”
It is pure chaos.
It is…Colonial Williamsburg.See you back here next week to see how we’ll ever recover from this.
