Who runs the world?
And no, I’m not kidding; no, this is not a drill.
Or, at the very least, Mia has.
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I want to know so much more about almost every new thing I learn about Mia.
So, let’s go into it.
This episode’s trouble starts wheremosttrouble starts: Gizelle attempting to navigate a photoshoot.
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And perhaps it is for that reason that Kal only replies with a gentle, “Um…
Which is, in a word: everything.
Would you like for me to connect you with my Assistant to pencil you in this week?”
!Pencil you in?!?!
I gasped at this response.
I absolutelylivefor this response.
Mia said: send stupid text messages, get stupid invitations to connect with my capital-a Assistant.
Did Mia escalate the situation by 100?
And things don’t end there!
Was something done to you that I’m not aware of?
Is this how you treat people who are trying to get to know you?"
I’m simply being direct."
Of course, Miaisn’tbeing direct.
“Instead, she said: you may address myAssistant, or you may address no one at all.
Which is to say: I loved it.
Karen pairs her black robe with a crystal-encrusted bustier and calls Gizelle’s Versace robe a fake.
“I said ‘without Karen’ because I alreadyknowyou,” Gizelle responds, which is actually hilarious.
That is… certainly not the conclusion that anyone had come to!
That seems reasonable enough…
But not to checks notes Askale??
Our newestRHOP-Friend says she hasheld her tongue long enough: “Like, that was very rude.”
To which Mia offers an evenmorebaffling interjection: “Askale, how many businesses doyouown?”
(Or, more likely, she has her Assistant note it.)
And you’re able to consider that comment “noted” in my Fascinating File of Mia.
See you back here next week if my assistant can pencil you in, that is!
