Its hard to believe that this was the season finale ofThe Real Housewives of Potomac.
Well, sure, maybe a little.
But I dont watchThe Real Housewives of Potomacfor my pride I watch it because its grade-A entertainment.
In the end, being disgusted with Michael isRHOP’s greatest, longest-standing tradition.
And to do it so transparently!
Oh right, I should mention at this point that Robyn and Juan are engaged.
And I dont know if I trust it, but Im rooting for these two.
(Also, quick question: isRHOPthe most therapy-positive show on television???)
It all starts when Ashley tells Michael that she thinks Juan is planning on proposing at the party.
Its not possible, Michael says.
Someone is pulling your leg because that man will not do that.
Absolutely mad, I tell you.
Because you want to have empathy for people who are that insecure.
What if I had come earlier?!
You wouldnt have done that, Karen says, correctly.
Who gets a later call time for an event and still decides to comeearly, and without any warning?
But Im alone on that island.
(In her brief appearance in this episode also in therapy!
Karen says that the truth will come out soon, which really pushes Candiace over the edge.
You know the truth, Karen, you werethere!
she screams from the booth theyre all seated in, right in the middle of the party.
YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED, thats theonlytruth!
Im calling my lawyer right now, youre going to jail!
It gets much worse when the wives make it over to the hubbub.
And its all a little less fun.
Thatiswhat the judge ruled, and theydiddrop their suits, but this resolution is not peaceful at all.
May God have mercy on Andy Cohens eardrums.
See you back here next week for some desperately needed TChalla content!
