But I love it even more when Karen takes those well-rehearsed lines down in a second flat.
Potomac always delivers because there’s an artistry to what the DMV girls are doing.
Wendy’s new boobs!
Or maybe she’s distracted because she’s dying to talk about how big-mad she is at Karen.
Which is, of course, not what a friend would do, but these two were never friends…
Which is why Karen says she’s not inviting Gizelle to her vow renewal with Ray.
It might take a little more than an acai bowl to get all health levels back to normal.
Now that we’ve checked in with everybody, it’s finally time for Wendy’s Nude Interlude party.
From the mouths of babes.
Gizelle still shows up in head-to-toe brown leather, but I fully believe it could have been worse.
Karen tells us about her friend and newRHOPHousewife Mia, whom she calls a boss and an entrepreneur.
So, at dinner, when Mia says, “Did you only have your boobs done?”
Throwing judgment at someone else’s plastic surgery atyour own boob partyis a bold move.
And I must admit that IlikeWendy’s unpredictable nature… and Iloveher new boobs…
I just wish she could be a little less defensive at the beginning of each season!
I even had my clit worked on!"
But this conversation has been fun and fancy-free for long enough it’s time to get down to business.
The conversationalmostmoves on, but then someone asks her why.
Gizelle starts sputtering out confused sounds, as does everyone else, trying to figure out what Karen means.
“You talking about hercoochieon fire?”
Wendy asks, and I simplydare younot to start singing that to the tune of Alicia Keys.
What is Karen’s cheating truth?
Is it not good to have a “fire” “coochie”?
