Braunwyn comes under fire and Sean joins the debate as the season 15 reunion ends.
But we’ll get to that later.
And that continues throughout the reunion, which moves on from Gina’s evolution to Kelly’s.
Kelly married Rick with 28 people in attendance, which I must say is civilized for aReal Housewivesquarantine wedding.
We are now forced to discuss Kelly’s horrible “Drunk Wives Matter” hat.
You have not walked through life as an African American."
Kelly can’t argue with that, though she reminds him that she has experienced racism as a Mexican.
I completely believe she has.
“We just do it behind the scenes.”
Now we get to the real point.
“There is no one on this cast I can turn to.”
“All my friends are gay!”
For guys too!"
“If your vagina smells like tuna, you oughta go to the doctor,” Braunwyn advises.
Like me, Andy gives the impression of thoroughly enjoying himself.
“I’mnotsexually confused,” Braunwyn insists to him, and then Elizabeth absolutely out of nowhere!
chimes in, “I’m bi, but whatever.
I don’t make a big deal of it.
I don’t make it a spectacle.”
I am still recovering from this reality TV perfection.
The moment is over, but now we must turn our attention to Elizabeth’s admission.
Braunwyn unwisely, considering her current standing in the group makes it about herself.
“I thought she was gay!”
she cries, laughing.
“When I first met her, I tried kissing Elizabeth!”
Let’s leave the real trauma to the professionals.
Speaking of real trauma, time to give a warm welcome to Sean!
In the end, Gina sums it up best (doesn’t she always?
): “It sounds like the boundaries move where Braunwyn allows them to move,” she observes.
“She does what she wants and he takes care of it.”
And so we’ve made it through another year in the OC!
Here’s hoping next season delivers a little more international travel and a little less lockdown.
There’s only so long we can stand to stay inside these ‘wives houses big or small.
