New Housewife Leah gets thrown into the drama early on as tensions with Dorinda continue to rise.
We have seen these women expose their breasts… we have seen these women expose their butts.
I thought we were living in reality, and past this fairy tale bit now?
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LUANN: “Raise the curtain, lower the lights, I’m taking center stage in my life.
RAMONA: “I dont need to find love I love myself.
But also flat-out lie about your increasingly alarming desire to find love, I guess.
DORINDA: “I’m not always right but I’m never wrong.
“Factually inaccurate; catchy as hell.
SONJA: “I’m no one’s accessory I’m the whole lifestyle brand.
LEAH: “I may float like a butterfly but I sting like a bitch.
“That’s right, I’m GIVING IT TO THE NEW GIRL!
Can you imagine anything more terrifying than an unsolicited call from Ramona Singer?
“Because it’s very self… defecating?
No, that’s shing on yourself well, it’ssort oflike shing on yourself, but its more like… Now, for clarification, we have been there when a number of these women have quite literally self-defecated.
Notkind-of-likeshing on themselves, butactuallylike shing on themselves.
And y’know, hey that happens sometimes.
“It’s like I’m doing everything and nothing well, do you know that feeling?”
Damn you, Dorinda!
Just when I get comfortable seeing you as a villain, you rope me back in with your humanity.
But that’s the thing about Dorinda.
She can be entirely self-aware and learn absolutely nothing from it.
“There’s nothing carefree about me anymore,” she cries to Sonja.
“I’m not nice to anybody.”
“No,nobodyhas tattoos,” Sonja scoffs.
“But see, I talked to her, that’s why I said ‘touche.'”
I think people often see Ramona as harmless because it’s clear she doesnt know any better.
Okay, now…that’s a little funny.
To be fair, Dorinda lives in Midtown.
But she also then retires for her daily afternoon nap, so that should probably answer Leah’s question.
But lest you think all problems were resolved, some have simply been set to simmer for this episode.
“Give me a break, a basement is a basement,” she tells the camera.
“It’s like putting me in the attic and calling it the penthouse.”
Well, Luann, if the attic had a bedroom, a living room, and a bathroom sure!
Ramona surely realizes she made a grave miscalculation.
