Which happens to be almost a complete inversion of how Isubjectivelyreceived their personalities in this episode.
This is so broad, I just don’t get it!
But Kyle is always going toKyle, so we simply have to let her.
RINNA: “My lips are legendary, and they will never gloss over the truth.”
ERIKA: “The strongest substance on Earth isn’t diamonds it’s me.”
Let’s face it, this is agreatline.
DORIT: “Dress like there’s no tomorrow and then tomorrow, do it again!”
This line is so quintessentially Housewives; I can’t help but love it.
GARCELLE: “If you want a starring role in my life, you better drop the act.”
SUTTON: “Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners can kiss myexquisitederriere.”
Only time will tell.
But to her credit, she comes around to listening to Garcelle rather than defending herselffairlyquickly.
Kyle says that she totally understands and apologizes, thanking Garcelle for sharing her point of view with her.
And honestly, it all seems pretty genuine.
And she’s never been arrested, y’all!
Not my kind of girl!!!
Sutton brings up the now-squashed tension between Kyle and Garcelle, so Crystal naturally asks for more details.
Oooooh, for every cringe-worthy moment that comes next, at least that one is delicious.
Which seemed like the right response to me!!!
Because I’m a southern white girl?
I may have subbed in “disgusting,” but I have to agree.
Reader, my jaw dropped.
Crystal’s question isastute;it isblunt; it isimmediate.
For me, it may just be love at second sight.
Slay away, girl.
(See you back here next week for the inevitable tears!)
