Somebody bring in the woodwinds because weve got anorchestrationon our hands.
So, wont you like allow me to first entertain you with an opening act.
Because truly, who else in this house of cards can we trust right nowexceptGarcelle?
BRAVO
These are all real things!
I wish we could hear Kyle say casually to Sutton, Oh, do you know Kris?
I guess Idontreally wish to dwell on the awkward conversation between Camille and Teddi.
I wanna be a throuple with you guys.
Aaron does not say that, and he and Denise make their way out of the party.
I have no idea no one ever really says!
Even Denise is excited, so she wants to try and scrub the air with Erika beforehand.
Racks will kill my vibe.
Well…technically, Garcelle wants to know one more thing.
And with that, its finally time.
Flabbergasted, Kyle tells Kim to invite their mutual best friend Brandi Glanville up to her bedroom.
This elicitsjaw dropsfrom Teddi and Kyle who insist on more details.
Further, Brandi says Denise also doesnt like Rinna, and she called Erika a cold-hearted bitch.
Kyle calls downstairs for water and wine but the Housewives gods?
Brandi explains to a captive audience that when she and Denise met, they clicked immediately.
But before Kyles party, they hadnt spoken since April.
Between the scene in Kyles bedroom and at-home testimonials, Brandi lays out her story.
Gaspsfrom Kyle and Teddi.
A cry of, It was the reverse!
Brandi sleeps in the bed with Denise on the first night, and everything is normal.
Then on the second night, they both get drunk, and Denise initiates a hookup.
Teddi asks, presumably clutching an actual teddy bear just out of frame.
Likeeverything, Brandi clarifies.
And then the next morning, Denise tells her that, no matter what, she cant tell Aaron.
He would kill me, Denise allegedly tells Brandi.
To try and make you feel like you guys are close right now, Teddi says.
I definitely have some timeline questions.
But other than that, Ill take Brandi at her word until I have a reason not to.
See you next week!
