The Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsrecap: 'Honey, I show up'

Welcome, sports fans, to our Super Bowl.

The opposing teams are “left couch” and “right couch.

But just like Garcelle when Dorit accuses her of checking out this season honey,we show up.

I don’t know,maybe?

She’s also dating now since her dry-toast boyfriend broke up with herontheir Valentine’s Day trip.

I did not like thatat all.

And Garcelle may be willing to move on from this argument, but I can make no such promises.

Broken Bolognese

Now, I’m not saying that Garcelle is perfect either.

Which is why I don’t trust Rinna, nor her reunion ponytail that I refuse refuse!

to call by name.

Oh did you, Andy?

Perhaps what Andy really means is, “Ihad a lot of questions about your marriage.”

He asks why Erika didn’t leave Tom sooner if he was cheating on her.

So, Andy segues into asking if Erika was faithful toTomduring their marriage.

And you better believe we’ll be back, waiting for an answer next week.

Because,honeywe show up.