But what was I expecting?
And I would’a gotten away with it if it weren’t for the meddlingL.A.
Timesreporters, and you pesky Twitter users too!"
Honestly, that option seems evenlesslikely than Erika admitting fault, or even indifference.
And Erika would continue to passive-aggressively bring up Crystal’s simple question for the duration of the episode.
But do you know how Rinna ultimately finds a way to sleep at night?
Because “I think what I know about me is I am agood friend.”
Whoo, the delusion is real in part 4!
Erika claims that the $20 million that theL.A.
Timesshowed being transferred from Tom’s firm into her LLC didn’t actually happen…
There’s no proof, we just have to believe her!
And your reaction to that is…"
A simple “that would feel awful” would do.
But that’s not what Erika says!
So weird that Sutton couldn’t gather all that nuance in the moment!
And call me crazy, but Erika attempting to rewrite the past like this almost feels like…lying.
But Erika won’t take the lifeline.
“And do you know what that is?”
Sutton asks, and then answers herself: “Lying.”
“No, that’s actually justplaying your ass,” Erika snipes back.
I can’t make it make sense, but I encourage you to try.
“Did he say he’d been in a car wreck?”
CAN I FINISH MY STORY?!"
Let’s all agree to go to bed early tonight, okay?
