Ill share mine, if you share yours…

I never saw Journey withSteve Perry(pictured).

I only saw them a few years back on that Journey/REO Speedwagon/Styx tour with a Steve Perry-lite.

Steve Perry

Credit: Robin Kaplan/Retna

I was out of town on the weekend of Sept. 21, 2001 when my friends went to seeGlitter.

You know I love a good crapfest.

In 2000, Ralph Fiennes walked into the bar where my friend Tamara, his No.

1 fan, was celebrating her birthday right after Id left.

I dont regret not seeing him; I regret not seeingherseeing him.

In my mind, it wasBring it on Home to Me, and it washot.

I didnt go to a college that screenedJawsat the campus poolwhile everyone floated on inner tubes.

I would so pee in the pool.