After all, the Kardashian family is essentially review-proof.
Least spoilery spoiler alert ever: It is not.
But there are a few changes worth noting.
Quite a chyron upgrade.Hulu
That’s not just a font that’s a declaration: This isn’t basic cable, folks.
The Kardashians are astreamingfamily now.Long may they reign!
Flashforward toThe Kardashians(premiering April 14).
Kourtney is a new woman.Getty
As much as we stan a dead-eyed queen, it’s very nice to see Kourtney Kardashian… happy?
“Because they haven’t seen that their whole lives.”
It’s a sweet sentiment, and one that leads to our next and entirely bittersweet difference betweenKUWTKandThe Kardashians.
Viewers got used to seeing Scott around and he wasn’t just there for the kids and the cameras.
The Kardashians and the production team that comes with them are his surrogate family.
And I think it got a little lonely."
“So wait, no one invited Scott?”
Nope, no one did.
Naturally, this becomes a storyline later in the episode.
“All I need is just to be acknowledged.”
Oh Lord, that’s a heartbreaker.
The tape was releasedwithout Kim’s consent, but that didn’t matter.
“There’s just one little catch,” says mom.
“You’d have to talk about the tape.”
Contrast that to the series premiere ofThe Kardashiansin 2022.
(Fortunately, Saint was not yet old enough to read.)
Naturally, Kim is mortified, angry, confused but she’s also ready.
Lawyers are summoned for an emergency conference call.
Once, that sex tape defined her.
Now, Kim Kardashian is the mediumandthe message.
Love her or hate her, she’s earned that new font.Grade: _()_/
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