And boy, did she miss out on some fun.
Plus, Spencer got totally tooled by Brent.
Bring on the tequila.
Well start things off with Speidi.
I actually think its cute that Heidi is so bummed out about losing her job at Bolthouse.
It makes me kind of sad for her, mostly because her one Spencer-free outlet is now gone.
But not to worry, Spencer will be a reference at her next job.
That plus another boob job will get her a whole lot of nothing.
And lets cut the crapola, kids.
Wouldnt this be the perfect opportunity for the show to branch into Heidis illustrious singing career?
Why dont we ever get to see her in the studio?
Or shooting those fabulousmusic videosshe and Spencer put together?
Come on, Heids, who needs a job when they have the singing talent that you do?
By the way,Hills-watchers, in case you cant catch my sarcasm right now, pay attention.
Its late at night and Im laying it on pretty thick.
Heidi begged Spencer not to say anything to him, but of course he did.
And man, we couldnt be happier about that.
Mr. Bolthouse, I have a whole new respect for you.
And Im not going to lie, I kinda dug your fedora, as well.
Call me some time, oh wait….Anyway, Brent totally tore Spencer a new one.
Have we ever seen Spencer clam up like that in front of anyone?
Brent had him shuddering, apologizing, and, best of all, he had him speechless!
Yeah, thats right, DI was at a loss for words.
Maybe it was Brents declaration that I dont even want to see you at any of my stuff.
Youre bad news, that shut him up.
(No seriously, call me.)
And Spencer just stood there and took it.
What if his pompous attitude and belittling manner is just an act for the cameras?
I, for one, would not be surprised.
Which gave us this awesome exchange:
BBDude, your boyfriends a nightmare
HMI know, Im sorry.
BBWhats wrong with you?
Though, is anyone else starting to feel a little sorry for Heidi?
Everyone in the world seems to hate her boyfriend.
Nah, youre right.
Kelly, I wear lots of black!
Can I come work for you?
A word to K.C.
Dont quit your day job because, as we saw, your love connection went down the toilet.
And he cant seem to just answer a question!
And when Whitney asked him how old he was, his answer: How old are you?
Oh, Adam, give us more.
Its never too early for Botox, ladies!
Meanwhile, monosyllabic Alex entered and was, to put it nicely, underwhelming.
Show Whit some spunk, Alex!
Or for Gods sake, at least ask her some questions.
We now know she likes that.
Nice and nervous wont get you very far.
All the while poor dejected Alex looked on, helpless to halt the events that were unraveling before him.
Cut to a nice-looking fashion show, some hot music, and scene.
The girls completed their job in New York City.
Next up: hit the town.
Look out, Justin Bobby because here comes Jay, a.k.a.
Whitney was immediately taken with the Serenader and couldnt take her eyes off him while he sang.
Alex still helplessly stared on at Whit.
And once Whitney bought Jay a shot, it was all over.
Speaking of which, these girls were a lot more fun in NYC.
Right on, girls, maybe a littleCityaction will put some more life into this franchise.
Except there was no confrontation.
Instead Whitney bolted with her new man.
Totally cold, Whit.
We couldnt be prouder.
Which left Alexs buddy to say to him, You know what just happened, right?
Your girl just beat it with that Australian kid.
Youll find yourself a nice, boring girl someday.
So what about you, TV Watchers?
Did this episode get you guys excited for Whitneys NYC spin-off?
What do you guys think is actually on Heidis resume?
Does anyone else think we saw Spencers true wussy-colors last night?
Those commercials kill me.
