Warning: This article contains spoilers aboutAmbulance.
Sitting down to watch aMichael Baymovie, you generally have a good idea what you’ve signed up for.
Explosions on top of explosions, with extra explosions thrown in for fun?
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Quick cuts and slow-motion close-ups of beautiful actors in stressful situations?
And Bay’s newest shoot-em-up action movieAmbulancehas all of that… and so much more.
Well, only kind of.
Yahya Abdul-Mateen II and Jake Gyllenhaal in Michael Bay’s ‘Ambulance’.Andrew Cooper/Universal Pictures
But we definitely know the worst option.
One of Danny’s crack team of geniuses shows up at the bank wearing open-toed sandals.
Yes, we’d like to know, Trent!
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Hope you get buried in better shoes.
Or how about any kind of plan at all?!
Things are going according to plan.
Jake Gyllenhaal and Yahya Abdul Mateen II in ‘Ambulance’.Universal Pictures
When Officer Oblivious finally begins to realize something is amiss, all hell breaks loose.
But has anyone checked on that poor bank teller who was just trying to do her job?
Dating in L.A. is hard enough without having to worry about getting hit on and held up at work.
Eiza Gonzalez in Michael Bay’s ‘Ambulance’.Universal Pictures
That hasn’t even been attempted onGrey’s Anatomy…yet.
This ambulance really can do it all!
It never even comes up!
Jake Gyllenhaal and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in ‘Ambulance’.Andrew Cooper/Universal Pictures
Where can we get a car with that kind of gas mileage?
Ambulanceis now playing in theaters.
