From page one, however, its clear that the title is no misnomer.
Which is to say: very vocal.
Below are the six most fascinating (and disturbing) plot points of her memoir.
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What I didnt know then is that everyones first time is awkward, writes Simpson.
And that is part of it.
And that its okay, but at the time, its tough to understand.
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When Lachey and Simpson first became a couple, she played the adoring fan to his industry mentor role.
Jessica had an emotional affair with Johnny Knoxville
Yes, the guy fromJackass.Sometimes lust is nonsensical.
And then I did, she writes.
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Give or take a billion.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call a zinger.
She is as open about the latter as she is coy about the Nick Lachey divorce settlement figures.
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