A wartime drama, an erotic thriller, a sci-fi spectacle… and they’re not even movies!

Check out the videos that made the cut and thenlet us know if we left anything out.

(Oh, and c’mon dont ask us to revisit R. Kellys Trapped in the Closet.

Green Day

Credit: Green Day: Marina Chavez

In some cases, one viewing is more than enough.)

LYRICAL TIE-IN Summer has come and passed/The innocent can never last.

packs more drama into a few seconds than some films do in two hours.

LYRICAL TIE-IN Smoked too many cigarettes today/Im not happy when I act this way.

The fetching couples date doesnt last long, though, before a pair of bike-racing baddies menace them.

LYRICAL TIE-IN Oh, things that you say/Is it life or just a play?

And the feature presentation?

Its a cartoon starring Animated Mariah, natch.

LYRICAL TIE-IN I should have known right from the start/Youd go and break my heart.

LYRICAL TIE-IN Lovers always come and lovers always go/And no ones really sure whos lettin go today.

LYRICAL TIE-IN Wanna be ballers?

Shot-callers?/Brawlers, who be dippin in the Benz with the spoilers?

LYRICAL TIE-IN Even if youre right next to me/Youre still too far away.

UNFORGETTABLE MOMENT Paula: Have you ever been in love?

Paula: Neither have I. Isnt that terrible?

Keanu: No, it just reminds us that were all alone.

LYRICAL TIE-IN Tell me you love me/ Come back to haunt me/Oh when I rush to the start…

SCENE STEALER The setting and cinematography contribute to the somber mood just as much as Martins haunting vocals.

LYRICAL TIE-IN Shes got legs/She knows how to use them.

SCENE STEALER None of this video magic would be possible without…the ZZ Top car!

In the end, it turns out her boyfriend isnt really a baddie.

Or, then again, is he?

Alas, they just dont get down like that in videos anymore.