Let’s meet the dudes who hope to tickle her funny bone.
(Sorry, that sounded dirtier than intended.)
Why has no one told this poor man that the latter are extinct?
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Yeah, that tracks.
We officially heart him!
They have medication for that, Austin.
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Dude, man cannot live on protein shakes alone!
Can’t wait to hear the story behind that.
Honestly, we were hoping for some more zipper puns inhis bio.
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Uh, is that really something to brag about?
Not sure we see it.
We can respect that.
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“Exactlythe kind of woman you find on a reality TV show.
Slow your roll, New Jersey!
Let’s hope they were consulted before he applied.
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Jeff, 31
Occupation:Surgical Skin SalesmanHometown:Jersey CityBio fun fact:Sorry, no.
We’re still stuck on “Surgical Skin Salesman.”
Sounds like some scary Buffalo Bill nonsense, to be honest.
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Hmmm… maybe he can introduce Brendan to the joys of vegetables.
Take note, Katie!
Did Justin’s mother write this?
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Stop trying to make the amateur poetry happen,Bachelorettecontestants!
Fingers crossed he makes it to hometown dates!
The hair, the earring, the chains… thislewktakes confidence, and we are here for it.
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No wonder his bio also says he “makes a mean plate of Dino Nuggies.”
Are “easygoing” and “disciplined” mutually exclusive?
We’ll find out!
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Then you’ve come to the right place, Quartney!
Well, the first step is admitting you had bad taste, Thomas.
Actually, there’s nothingirrationalabout that fear, buddy.
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