Weve made it to week three ofThe Bachelor.
I think my husband would be smiling down on this whole situation, she explains.
), Jason has a surprise for her: Giant oysters!
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Its Sophia, wearing the cutest apple-themed ensemble youve ever seen.
I experienced something Ill never forget,and no matter what happens, Stephanie will always have this.
Translation: no ring for you!)
Case in point, this exchange:
Stephanie: Id love to meet Ty.
(Again, emphasis mine.)
(Ba-dum-bum!Slezak, that one was for you.)
(I was shocked shocked!
to spot the outline of a nipple.
This is the family hour, ABC!)
I know its not a pretty visual for someone Im trying to woo, she giggles.
I am a role model to young girls.
I dont make any money doing it, but I love it… (Oh, sothatswhat it is.)
Come on, Nikki, give us something!
Any elective surgeries in your past?
What about food allergies?
Do you have trouble digesting gluten?
Ooof, never mind.
(For once, Im in agreement with Megan: Get a hold of yourself!)
Not surprisingly, he gives the rose to Jillian, a.k.a.
He arrives at Casa Bachelorette followed by a burly, suitcase-bearing sidekick.
Okay, so, shopping spree?
I was the guy walking in with the girl that everybody was looking at.
But hey, come on, thats not what this is all about, adds the Bachelor.
I really look forward to digging beneath the surface and find that deeper side of Natalie.
Lets listen in, shall we?
Natalie: I love bears.
Jason: [Pause] Like, just, like, like, koala bears, panda bears?
Natalie: No, all bears.
Clink, clink, clink…Yep, thats the sound of Jasons shovel hitting rock bottom.
Ive got a lot going on… Im super attractive.
You dont feel a connection with me?
Who do you think you are, God?Bleeeeeep!
Dude, you dont have to doeverythingthe producers tell you to.)
But before she leaves, Natalie bestows a little gift on Jason the gift of paranoia.
Who exactlyarethese bachelorettes that she claims are cruel and mean to every girl in the house?
Jason arrives at the cocktail party determined to find the answer.
(I guess all that talk about her OCD toothbrush tendencies really got him worked up.)
(I was just looking at the color of her dress, he tells the camera.
Thats it, I promise.)
Lets talk about Laurens one-on-one instead.
That said, I totally understand why Lauren admits to being afraid of Megan.
That broad is scary.
NEXT PAGE: Chaos at the rose ceremony!
All of this leaves Jason feeling lost.
So much drama, so many amazing qualities!
How is he supposed to decide?
Fortunately, Harrison has a plan: Group therapy!
Nikki concurs, saying that now that Natalies gone, theres really no problem at all.
And the good news is, Tooth Nazi also got a rose for her troubles.
In the end, it was Erica and Kari who were sent packing.
(I guess Jason just didnt like the color of Ericas dress, huh?)
Well that really was the most dramatic rose ceremony…ever.
Or, at least so far.
Is Megan using some kind of witchcraft or voodoo to continue to get roses from Jason?
And are you, like me, obsessed with the guy in Canada who (spoiler alert!
)says he figured out who Jason ultimately proposes to just by watching two episodes?
(Seriously, do not click if you dont like spoilers.)
Start posting,Bachelorjunkies!
Okay, lets talkBachelor!
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