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Dylan Kickham

19.

For five seasons, she was the show’s sacrificial lamb… and its saving grace.

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Chris Nashawaty

18.

Throughout her highs (Kandi Koated Nights, anyone?)

Keisha Hatchett

17.

20. Aviva Drescher (Real Housewives of New York)

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Keisha Hatchett

16.

Never forget: “Who is Adrienne Maloof in this world?”

Mary Sollosi

15.

19. Kim Richards (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

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14.

)but if you get on her bad side, be prepared to face her wrath.

Mary Sollosi

13.

18. Kandi Burruss (Real Housewives of Atlanta)

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Kelly Bensimon (Real Housewives of New York)

Oh, Kelly Bensimon.

and “Have you ever heard of the mountain and the molehill?”

Lollipops and gummi bears!

17. Kim Zolciak-Biermann (Real Housewives of Atlanta)

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Mary Sollosi

12.

Dylan Kickham

11.

Jessica Derschowitz

10.

16. Yolanda Foster (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

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So you know she actually has a heart.

Jessica Goodman

9.

Yeah, yeah, we get it.Lisa Rinnahas a kisser that would make a flounder jealous.

15. Tamra Judge (Real Housewives of Orange County)

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Chris Nashawaty

8.

Mary Sollosi

7.

Is there anyRHONJline as memorable as Caroline’s missive from season 1?

14. Vicki Gunvalson (Real Housewives of Orange County)

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Jessica Derschowitz

6.

Mary Sollosi

5.

I’m getting Ramotional just thinking about it.

13. Kelly Bensimon (Real Housewives of New York)

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Mary Sollosi

4.

She also brings one of the greatest additions in the history of the franchise: Her spitfire daughter Milania.

Mary Sollosi

3.

12. Luann de Lesseps (Real Housewives of New York)

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Need more proof she’s on top?

Dylan Kickham

2.

Here’s hoping she never learns to keep her mouth shut.

11. Jill Zarin (Real Housewives of New York)

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Mary Sollosi

1.

We bow down to her intelligence, her wicked sense of humor, and that breathtaking walk-in closet.

As it turns out, lifecanbe all diamonds and rosebut only if you’re Lisa Vanderpump.

10. Carole Radziwill (Real Housewives of New York)

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9. Lisa Rinna (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

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8. Sonja Morgan (Real Housewives of New York)

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7. Caroline Manzo (Real Housewives of New Jersey)

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6. Kyle Richards (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

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5. Ramona Singer (Real Housewives of New York)

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4. Teresa Giudice (Real Housewives of New Jersey)

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3. NeNe Leakes (Real Housewives of Atlanta)

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2. Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York)

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1. Lisa Vanderpump (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)

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