Its National Cellphone Courtesy Month, and my cellphone,Mr.

He knew that would be the only way Id actually get off my butt and replace him.

(I searched for him for two days before I agreed to upgrade.

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After I made the purchase, I found him on my kitchen floor.)

Me: Just saw tom cavanaugh on 8th ave. Heart him.

At least he didnt see me twist my ankle.

That happened well before then.

Jim gaffigan almost got to see that.Michael Slezak: Whose number is this?Me: Lol.

Mandis.Slezak: You have a text prob… (Celeb sighting + possible humiliation isnt worthy for everyone?)

We never judge one another.

Some texts shes sent me: Paradise Hotel marathon yesterday missed the first half.

and Just rode the elevator with Janice Dickinson.

So, what are the rules you follow?

And what is the stupidest pop culture-related text youve sent?

Theyre gonna do the velcro wall.

or Reading free copy of us mag.

Did we know that your dave navarro is dating rock of loves daisy?

How do we feel about that?

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