One contestant emerges as the clear winner (or is it loser?)
with a wild story about a rectal palpitation mishap.
There are a few reasons why we ask it.
Omar Zaheer on ‘Survivor 42’.Robert Voets/CBS
Also, selfishly, it’s fun to hear people’s embarrassing stories.
Sorry, it just is.
The cast ofSurvivor 42(which premieres March 9 on CBS) did not disappoint in their answers.
There’s the person whose sneeze was mistaken for “the biggest fart ever.”
There’s the player who unknowingly trotted across a Zoom screen in his undies.
And there are not one, buttwocontestants who managed to pee on themselves.
Allow the Canadian veterinarian to share the story himself.
Oh, okay, yeah, that does not sound fun.
And I was just like, ‘1, 2, 3… You probably think that is the end of the story, and under normal circumstances, it would be.
But it’s not.
Because this is a not a normal circumstance.
Again, Omar, hey, if you will…
“I couldn’t go in!
And I was like ‘What’s going on?’
It was then that a terrible realization came over Omar.
Not that he was stuck.
But rather that something else entirely had happened.
“And then I was like, ‘Oh my god, I’m in the wrong hole!’
In front of my whole class.”
Yes, that happened.
We’ll give you a moment to collect yourself.
