Jack performs his final ritual in the wake of Chuck’s return.

(He does love an entrance.)

Back in Kansas, Sam is on the phone with Castiel, who’s found nothing to save Jack.

So Sam tells him to get home and they’ll keep looking together.

Dean, however, is still firmly in the camp of “this is the only way.”

And that’s when Amara shows up in their kitchen.

She informs them of Chuck’s return which means Jack needs to be ready … now.

And that means he has to complete his final ritual, which involves a drive to Santa Fe.

Sam doesn’t want to come to Santa Fe.

He’s not into blindly following Billie’s orders.

(Flashback to Dean blindly following John’s orders, anyone?)

He’s also not into lying to Amara and sending her to her death.

He claims it doesn’t feel right.

But Dean is quick to respond that “Jack’s not family.”

And of course, Jack hears all of it.

But she informs her brother that she’s not picking sides.

She simply wants to defend this world.

But every time Amara points out something beautiful about the world, Chuck has a rebuttal.

“Humans are the worst … they ruin everything they touch and they’re just so boring.

I’m over them.”

Honestly, can you blame him?

So, Amara tries a different approach.

She brings him to heaven and welcomes in a handful of angels to praise him.

She’s hoping his “fans” will snap him out of his funk.

Instead, he snaps them away, annoyed.

But he only cares about his story.

That takes us to the “Dean” chapter of the episode.

He understands that he’s not like Sam or Cas.

Oh, just Adam, a.k.a.

the first man, and his girlfriend, an angel named Serafina.

Jack chooses all of them because God is in everything.

And that is the correct answer!

Driving back, Dean stops the car.

So Dean thanks him.

And then, he gets the text.

Jack pulls out the rib and powers up as they head into the bunker.

Cut to the “Sam” chapter.

He wishes he could talk to Billie, and that gives him an idea.

If they can find it, Sam can talk to Billie.

Only, he’s greeted by a bunch of dead bodies.

Apparently, Death has been ignoring her, and she’s not too happy about it.

God and Amara die, and the Empty can go back to sleep.

So, the Empty gives Sam the book and he returns to the bunker.

Only, he’s too late.

Amara’s already there with Chuck.

And here’s where all the chapters collide into some STRESSFUL chaos.

Dean claims he doesn’t care so long as Chuck’s dead.

Then, just as Dean pulls a gun on Sam, we realize Chuck is happy.

As he tells Amara, “This is my ending.

My real ending.”

Chuck then tells Amara the truth about the Winchesters' plan: They’re going to kill her.

She takes his hand and dissolves into him.

He then opens his eyes to reveal one is white and one is black.

In the hallway, Sam and Dean fight.

Eileen will die again.

But Dean doesn’t budge.

He says he’d trade them all for Chuck.

But Dean can’t get past the fact that Chuck HAS to die.

He just has to.

And cue the tearful Sam speech.

It’s the only thing I’ve ever known that was true.

So kindly, put the gun away."

He assures his older brother that they’ll find another way like they always do.

He updates them on the whole “consuming his sister” thing.

“I tried and I tried and I tried,” Chuck says.

“But you’re all just too stupid, too stubborn, too broken.

I’m over it.

I’m over you.”

Chuck now sees them as broken toys, and you know what you do with broken toys?

So Chuck tells them to kill each other or don’t, he doesn’t care.

The episode then ends with Jack on the verge of exploding.

This is NOT good.

I mean, we already know next week is going to bemonumental.