But I, as I do so often, digress.)

(Yes, my mom texts in Title Caps, as should all moms everywhere.)

At least this couple can live to cluck and monkey-call in their interview packages for another week.

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Cats announcement that Kupono and Ashley were safe was the single real moment of suspense throughout the show.

Then there was the rest of the show, i.e.

Yeah, like most of you, I pretty much half-watched these parts while chatting up my friends too.

So thats that,SYTYCDers.

It all became very scary and real.

(Which only makes me like Adam Shankman even more, by the way.)

We learned that Naughty Ballerina Melissa can unleash some righteously raunchy burps.

We learned that men apparently tend to sweat a lot when physically exerting themselves, and thats totally gross.

Speaking of Cat and clothes, we learned that Cat is fond of dresses with giant bowsandpockets.

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