You think you know from crazy finales?
Zombie John Cho is trapped within Zombie George Washingtons secret zombie tomb.
Jenny is lying possibly dead in the middle of a deserted road.
Credit: Brownie Harris/FOX
Katrinas in need of rescue once again, thanks to Headlesss grabby hands.
Whos actually the Second Horseman of the apocalypse.
And, oh yeah, also Ichabod and Katrinas long-lost son.
So without further ado, heres that recap you ordered.
NEXT: Wait, did I mention Zombie George Washington?
and another major revelation hidden within Washingtons bible.
How do the Witnesses uncode this latest puzzle piece?
(Hold up, says Abbie: Zombie George Washington?
Alas, theres no map to this map.
(Doesnt that seem eons ago?)
Long story short: Grave robbery.
(Apparently, its a Masonic thing.
Now Im waiting for Buzzfeed to write a post called 25 Things Only Masons Will Understand.)
When he read the beads, Henry saw Knapp transporting Washingtons body to a burial site on the water.
Ichabod, in response: There are 21 different islands along the Hudson River.
Hope hes not tortured by ghosts of all the Redcoats his men incarcerated.
Just as the gang suspected, it also houses G.W.struetomb; suck it, Mount Vernon!
After muchNationalTreasury a pyramid marked I.M.
And with time to spare, too!
Scratch that: Weve got company.
Just call him the worst parts of Reddit personified.
Remember how Ichabod has a photographic memory?
When you know my meaning, War will take form.
But Im getting ahead of myself.
Ichabod is dropped into 18th-century Oxford, where his stately father (Victor Garber!!)
There are a few heart-stopping moments when it seems that Abbie and Ichabod will fall victim to their tempters.
Great; fabulous; wonderful; now lets get the hell out of here!
Geez, lady you couldnt have told us thatbeforethe dramatic rescue?
Ichabods been having visions of you like, once an episode!
Ill come back for you.
Katrina, internally: Huh.
Should… should I remind him Im standing right here?
Hold onto your butts, kiddos, because now is when things really start coming to a head.
So what really happened?
She races to her car and leaves Abbie a harried voicemail: I figured out Molochs warning.
The saints name is a sign he meant it literally!
So whatever you do, you cant trust
CRASH.
It lands upside down with a definitely unconscious and possibly dead Jenny still inside.
But for some reason, Katrinas binding spell isnt working.
Whats the big idea?
Why hasnt the Horseman arrived yet?
Cue Henry Parrish, with an unmistakably evil note in his voice: Its here, I assure you.Bum-bum-buuuum!
the son Katrina gave away and Ichabod never knew.
Go ahead and spend the next few minutes gasping in shock; Ill be right here when youre finished.
Over 200 years ago, Katrinas coven buried the witchs son in this very spot.
Man, those Crane men really do have a way with words.
Now, it begins.
And… end scene.
My heart rate may return to normal any day now.
Maybe hell be able to bust out of jail and rescue everybody?
Related: Its still unclear what happened to Detective Morales post-possession.
Ichabods delightful voicemail message: Good day.
This is Captain Ichabod Crane, Esq.
…Now what do I press?
Ichabod discovers emoticons: On my way colon closed parenthesis.
Oh, its a mans face!
I suppose thats charming.
Cranes chat with Fake Siri, however, can hardly touchhis heart-to-heart with Yolanda.
Abbie: Whod you date, Betsy Ross?
Ichabod, astounded: How did you know that?
Ichabod: Does an alderman have an unwarranted self-regard?
(That means yes in Crane.)
Abbie tells Jenny to have faith.
Jennys reply: I have more than faith.
Im a mental patient with a gun.
yo, TV gods, dont let her be dead.
Now, whos gonna resurrect Daddy Crane so we can get more Victor Garber?
How the hell is next years first opening clip montage going to begin?
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