Screamis long past over, its mid-’90s postPulp Fictionmoment burning hot and brief.

These days it gives off nostalgic warmth, not fear.

It’s very much your father’sScream.

Other Gen-Z types assemble on couches and at house parties, fodder for the concept.

Who’s that confident mom and self-help author walking in the park and looking over her shoulder?

Why, it’sNeve Campbell, returning as final girl Sidney Prescott.

And that big-shot journalist stepping out of a car at a crime scene?

Tilt-up and it’s none other thanCourteney Cox’sGale Weathers.

Now he even has a survivor’s grandeur.

Once again, those attempts at timeliness don’t feel coherent so much as thesis-ready and opportunistic.

(Let’s throw inThe Hills Have Eyes, too.)

Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett don’t have those chops yet.