“Don’t you think we ought to make a law against that?”
“You mean like the law we have against pointy shoes?”
Something fair and reasonable like those laws," Cumberbatch says.
They nailed it back in 1235!'"
Cecily Strong, a fellow townsperson at the “almost child-bearing age of 12,” overhears the discussion.
Cumberbatch says, “That’s why we’re also offering maternity leave.
When you’re done with 20 years of continuous maternity, you might leave.”
Dismukes then inquires if exceptions should be made for rape or incest.
“But those are the only kinds of sex,” Johnson says.
It’s my body, my choice."
I know I can’t vote."
He quips, “You ever get the feeling this is not going to be your century?”
McKinnon then enters as a witch who could see into the future.
“Worry not, dear girl,” she says to Strong.
“These barbaric laws will someday be overturned by something called progress.
McKinnon continues, “I don’t know why my visions from that time are very confusing.
Seems like all of the power comes from a place called Florida.”
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