(The sentence for his hair crimes, however?
)Blagojevich was convictedby a jury on 18 counts, includingattempting to sell President Barack Obamas Senate seat.
Saying these actual words out loud:Im blacker than Barack Obama.
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Being mistaken for Donny Osmond.
Living with the shame of letting Daryl Strawberry and Sinbad get fired on their season ofCelebrity Apprentice.
Daring to go up against Jon Stewart.
AndDavid Lettermanfor that matter.
Being dubbed by EW asthe biggest buffoon in reality TV history.
Having a worsepistachio commercialthan Snooki… and acat.
Jon Stewart asks Rod Blagojevich why hell blab everywhere but the witness stand
