Jughead, meanwhile, doesn’t appear to be so lucky.
If you thoughtRiverdalewent out with a bang, it’s coming back with… We have a lot to get into.
Yeah, that’s a lie.
KJ Apa on ‘Riverdale’.Michael Courtney/The CW
Archie, however, is fine.
Honestly, Bingo might have it the worst that poor dog broke all four of his legs!
While all of this is going down, Kevin, Fangs, and Toni have a real heart-to-heart.
But Kevin’s reaction isn’t their biggest problem.
But it seems that Hiram is still funding the Ghoulies from afar, so they have no interest.
All they want is to kill Archie and destroy Riverdale.
But little do they know about Archie’s new…gifts.
He cuts his arm on a rusty nail, but it doesn’t break the skin.
Then he puts his fist through a wall and that’s when he realizes: He’s impenetrable.
(Hey, I said he got stronger, not smarter.)
(When Archie finds out, he does even worse.)
Archie and Betty, however, are having a pretty good day.
Perhaps they’ve needed superpowers all along.
While all of this is going on, Cheryl is trying to reverse Abigail’s curse on her friends.
So who’s doing it?
Britta, but only because she’s being possessed by Abigail.
To take care of the problem, Nana Rose suggests performing a banishment.
Mary is intrigued, but Archie instead asks his mom to sell him the home, and she agrees.
Either he’s evil or he’s just a big fan ofFixer Upper.
Now, she’s rocking an all-female unit, and I’m into it.
As for Veronica, she spends the episode making big moves and then regretting them.
Instead, she puts a bounty out on his head and meets with a hitman.
Do we see a body?
But presumably, Hiram Lodge is dead.
(Whatever that means.)
Unlike Bingo, he doesn’t seem to be healing from the accident.
In terms of ideas, a self-healing dog might beRiverdale’s best.
For years,Riverdaledidn’t do magic.
But weirdly, Archie having superpowers feels like it makes so much stuff make sense?
