Either way, let’s get into it!
Now, he’s upped his game from sending videotapes of people’s homes to full-blown reenactments.
Or, at least, enactments.
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(That was the subject of Jughead’s short story.)
But it’s important to note that the real Mr. Honey is alive.
Who thought I’d relate most to Mr. Weatherbee on this show?
Running out of ideas, Jughead and Betty decide to go see Brett.
His idea: Bring David a snuff film to impress him.
David loves it, and they score an invite to the next screening/festival/rave.
Cut to the screening, and Betty sneaks Jug in through the backdoor.
All I know is that email list will probably come back into play.
And that’s the last we hear of the Auteur until prom.
And we’re talking about his abs, obviously.
So, Veronica suggests a boxing match, because that’s a thing that would happen.
Katy Keene’s boyfriend.
Oh, Archie, you’ve never looked so small.
And, twist, K.O.
is staying at Archie’s house?
And sleeping on the floor of his room?!
Why did these two have to bond so closely before fighting it out?
And here’s where things get REAL uncomfortable.
To surprise Archie, Veronica starts singing the song she found in his bedroom.
IT’S THE LOVE SONG HE WROTE FOR BETTY.
What you’re hearing now is the screams of thousands of shippers.
She’s out to her grandparents, but Toni knows they’re not ready for that.
So when Cheryl goes over and meets them on her own, things come to a head.
Turns out, their problem isn’t with Cheryl being a woman.
It’s with Cheryl being a Blossom.
And now, Toni’s family doesn’t want her so much as going to prom with Cheryl.
This is why teens (and their hormones) shouldn’t be allowed to make major life decisions!
And that gets us to prom!
Actually, that last one probably isn’t good.
I will say I loved Betty’s pink dress.
With her hair down, I was getting major pilot flashbacks.
Speaking of the pilot, remember when Betty loved Archie?
Okay, now remember when they kissed last season?
Because that’s about to become extremely relevant.
Archie, refusing to hold her back, tells her about the kiss with Betty.
The lights go out, and a video starts to play.
Betty and Jughead shut it down and run off to see if the real David’s still alive.
Were they in on it or did they legit think that was a fun moment to start grinding??
Toni’s sure they’ll be able to work it out, but her family just needs some time.
As for Archie and Veronica, they agree not to tell Jughead about the kiss.
No need to blow that relationship up too.
Veronica, being incredibly reasonable about it, says there shouldn’t be any big drama.
They’ll get to graduation and go their separate ways.
She then cries on his shoulder in what might be the sweetest breakup scene I’ve ever seen.
This one’s a reenactment of the Black Hood putting a gun to Archie’s head.
So now we’re going back into the crime archives?
And there you have it,Riverdaleis back!
