Some of our favorite TV characters are often unlucky in love.

They just cant seem to find The One but what if The One is on another show altogether?

Okay, Ive got one for you.

Simon Roberts

Credit: Monty Brinton/CBS;Bob D’Amico/ABC

What do you get when you mix vicious one-liners with endless rants?

A hard-to-crack doctor and a cracked-up ad man?

An explosive combination of comedy that cant decide whether to be pithy or long-winded.

Thats what you get in my PopWatch Matchmaker proposal: Diane fromTrophy Wifeand Simon fromThe Crazy Ones.

Doubtfire, but she basicallydidnt do anything except yell Oh my God!the whole time).

Its in this rare attraction of opposites that I think sparks might fly between these two polar opposites.

Hes wacky, untamed, and frequently dives into impressions that Diane would simply label unnecessary.

Weirdly, it works, right?

Dianes cold and calculated; Simons fast and funny I smell a sitcom!