Also: see the first trailer for the Quibi comedy, which launches Aug. 10.
Paula Pell has murder on the brain.
Actually,Murder, She Wrote, to be more specific.

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“I wanted to see if you wanted to be in it and/or write it with me.
It would beMurder, She Wrote, but you would be like Jessica Fletcher, but you’re gay.
And I was like, ‘When?
And immediately!'”
“Because you do have to be judgmental to solve a murder.
You have to be cynical and not believe the bullshit people are feeding you.
So she just always had this look.”
Pell also was tickled by the relaxed pace of the hourlong murder mystery.
No, this is just scene work.
We would laugh so hard at how leisurely it was."
(“We had to be like Murder!
in the first few minutes!")
But you might want to think twice about doing that.
Here, in a shocking, fourth-act twist, Pell offers you nine reasons NOT to watch her show.
Also call a doctor, because youre dead inside.
There will be death by lunch meat and murder by merlot.
Look out for line-crossing language!
Theyre still staying that, right?”
Some people like to deny themselves joy and laughter.
These butchers are out of control!
Ask the valet for your keys and get the f— out."
Theres a subplot about crab penises.
But since you wont be watching, I dont want to get emotionally invested with you.