ABC released an extended promo for the new season of The Bachelor, starring 28-year-old Matt James.
“He’s tall, dark and handsome.
What more could you want?”
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gushes one “lady” of Matt, while another says, “He’s getting hotter.
It’s just like…yum, daddy.”
Behold, some gratuitous shower shots!
(Pot, kettle, black, “ladies.")
All of this drama leads to tears, tears, and more tears.
“I just have to hope that it’s worth it,” whimpers one tearful contestant.
The Bachelor premieres Monday, Jan. 4 at 8 p.m. on ABC.
