Naysayers, I know what youre thinking right now: Thats a trick question.
The Muppet Babies are not cool.
That alone earns the series some serious cool points.
This is still my general coping strategy.
They saved lives, people!
Kermit
You identified with him if:People looked up to you because you were genuinely nice.
Line in the theme song:I like adventure!
Piggy
You identified with her if:You were obnoxious.
Line in the theme song:I like romance!
(Way to be a positive feminist role model, Piggy.)
Greatest musical moment:Biggest Little Pig in Hollywood.She was ripping off Madonna way before Gaga stopped wearing pants.
Grows up to be:Miss Piggy, Kermits narcissistic, camp-tastic soul mate.
Line in the theme song:And Ive got blue hair!
Greatest musical moment:Semi Weirdo,a plaintive ballad about not being quite odd enough.
Grows up to be:Gonzo The Great, noted iconoclast and chicken fetishist.
He also starred in acrappy Muppets moviethat almost killed the film franchise… until Jason Segel came around.
Line in the theme song:Ill play the piano!
Greatest musical moment:Rolfgang Amadogus,or maybeYoure Special To Me.Man, now Im tearing up.
Grows up to be:Rowlf the Dog, musician extraordinaire.
Line in the theme song:I love great jokes!
Greatest musical moment:Wocka Wocka Wocka,obviously.
Grows up to be:Fozzie Bear, amiable tomato target.
Because apparently,Dave Couliervoiced Animal from 1986 to 1991.
Line in the theme song:Animal dance!
Greatest musical moment:Booka Booka
Grows up to be:The crude, neanderthalic drummer forDr.
Teeth and The Electric Mayhem.This is why we should teach our children boundaries.
Scooter
You identified with him if:You alsoliked Donatello best.
Line in the theme song:Ive got my computer!
Greatest musical moment:Look At Me Now.No, not the Chris Brown song,.
Grows up to be:The Muppet Shows nebbish gofer.
Skeeter
You identified with her if:You were a girl, but not obnoxious.
Line in the theme song:I flip through the air!
Greatest musical moment:Hes My Hero
Grows up to be:Nobody.
Skeeter was invented for the cartoon just so thered be one non-Piggy female character.
Line in the theme song:Is everything all right in here?
Greatest musical moment:Legs cant sing.
Grows up to be:Something terrifying, most likely.
Which baby/disembodied pair of gams gets your vote?
